Archive - Homeland Insecurity

Kitten kaboodle

The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways

Jul 11 •

Bang! bang! bang! went the volley

Jul 4 •

June 2025

Old Age comes a'calling

I am so sorry, but I can't remember your name

Jun 27 •

Remember, breathe

A brief respite before we get back to work

Jun 20 •

Fungus among us

I signed up for a farm box, and now I'm having to eat mushrooms every day.

Jun 13 •

Forever in blue genes

I have how much Neanderthal DNA?

Jun 6 •

May 2025

Bee in my bonnet

In my profession, we’re serious about spelling

May 30 •

The littlest grads

Meet the PreSchool Friends Class of 2025 — your future doctors, teachers, policemen, artists, scientists and pilots.

May 23 •

The jury’s still out

Am I the only one who actually likes jury duty?

May 16 •

A Mother’s Day trivia quiz

For all the superior mothers out there

May 9 •

The merry olde songbook

Ever wondered what people were singing about 150 years ago? Hint: Love, war and a lotta drinking.

May 2 •

April 2025

The new hip thing

In which I have joint replacement surgery and learn to use a walker. Sadly, not one of the giant ones from 'Star Wars.'

Apr 25 •

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