Homeland Insecurity

Old Age comes a'calling

I am so sorry, but I can't remember your name

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Lisa Davis
Jun 27, 2025
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Me: I’m beginning to understand why they say people over 60 need all those vaccines. I had a summer cold that knocked me down for two whole weeks. My immune system is just breaking down, isn’t it? It’s entropy!

Old age: That sounds bad. Do they have a vaccine for entropy?

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