Homeland Insecurity

It's cookie time!

I keep eating Thin Mints but they're not making me thin

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Lisa Davis
Jan 30, 2026
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There’s a small light at the end of this cold, dark, wintry tunnel, because it’s Girl Scout cookie season! I’ve already ordered cookies online, because the Girl Scouts and I have both entered the digital age.

Every year, 1 million Girl Scouts raise more than $800 million by selling an average of 200 million boxes of cookie…

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