Whitewashing my walls
Dear Renovation Diary: I have to pick a paint color and it's stressing me out.
We are getting close to starting home renovations, and the contractor has asked me what color I want to paint the walls.
“White,” I said.
He asked me to go to the hardware store and pick out which white I wanted.
Wait, what? Technically, white is the ABSENCE of color. How can there be more than one white?
And then I went to the hardware store — where they h…
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