To oldly go
Old Age has some things to say to me
Me: Have you seen all those cute photos of people dressed up as different Barbies? I think there’s a new movie out or something. I’m trying to decide which Barbie I should be.
Old age: How about “Enchanted Evening” Barbie from 1960, or “Pink & Fabulous” Barbie from 2015, or “Totally Hair” Barbie from 1992?
Me: I’m leanin…
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