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These old bones can talk

These old bones can talk

A chat with Old Age about calcium supplements, cholesterol and comfy shoes

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Lisa Davis
Jun 07, 2024
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Me: My doctor said my bones are thinning so I need to get more calcium in my diet.

Old age: Here, have a glass of milk!

Me: No thanks. Because of you, I’ve become lactose-intolerant.

Old age: Oops. Here, have a calcium supplement! You need to take four of these every day.

Me: Those are giant horse pills! I can’t swallow those!

Old age: Here, have some sardin…

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