The sport of curling

Pomegranate and Honey Twisting Soufflé. Coconut Oil Curl Smoothie. Avocado Curl Custard. Am I supposed to eat these things or put them in my hair?

When I was very small, my hair was straight. I have no memory of this, but there is photographic evidence.

By middle school, my hair was wild, sticking straight out where it should be laying flat. There is also photographic evidence of this, unfortunately.

By high school, I learned to keep my hair short, or else I looked like I had a big brown dandelion o…