Snow kidding

I would prefer that my blizzards come from Dairy Queen

If the grocery store bread shelves are empty, you know there’s snow and ice in the forecast for the South.

It’s not true that the Inuit have a hundred different words for snow. But meteorologists sure seem to.

Skift: A light fall of snow.

Sposh: Slushy snow.

Snirt: Snow mixed with dirt. Put these first three words together and you have the beginning of a Dr…