Renovation Diaries: Week 1
It’s a demolition derby up here in my house
Day 1
A bunch of men show up at my house at 7 a.m. to start tearing apart two of my bathrooms. They are here to rid me of my popcorn ceilings, shell-shaped sinks, beige toilets — and white carpeting. Somebody who wasn’t me decided white carpeting in the bathrooms was a good idea.
I make a frantic run to the tile store to pay for…
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