The first I ever heard of Uncrustables was from a fully grown man who loved the little frozen PB&J sandwiches with the crusts cut off. This puzzled me, because I assumed the target audience for those things would be 7-year-old picky eaters with parents who don’t have an extra five minutes to make a sandwich.
And then one day I opened the freezer to disco…
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