Older and bolder

Also colder. Can someone please turn up the thermostat?

I’ve reached the age where I’m not afraid to say what I mean. Unfortunately, Old Age tends to talk back.

Me: I’ve realized I go through life much like our Roomba.

Old Age: How exactly are you like a robot vacuum cleaner?

Me: It spends a lot of time going in circles. It takes an hour to vacuum one room. And it frequently gets stuck in a corner.