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I don't think a lizard can protect me from mayhem like me

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Lisa Davis
Jan 26, 2024
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If you’re shopping for insurance to protect your home in the event of a disaster, would you buy from a lizard with a British accent?

If a tree falls through your roof, do you think a duck is going to be able to help you?

If your car is totaled, would you expect a quick payout from an emu wearing sunglasses?

Insurance is a serious business, and insurance co…

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