I’ve got a screw loose

And then it fell on the floor and disappeared under the sofa

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Does anybody know where I can find Allen? I need a word. Dude’s been torturing me for years with his stupid little wrench.

At some point, furniture manufacturers decided it would be cheaper and easier if they just made consumers assemble their own bookcases and tables and such. AND WE FELL FOR IT.

At least the DIY furni…