I’d like a word with Old Age
Can we talk about hand strength? Because you seem to have taken mine.
Me: You know those hairs that have started growing on my chin since you showed up?
Old age: What about them?
Me: Well, I have good news. They’ve turned white, so they’re less noticeable.
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