Honey, I ripped out the kitchen

Now we’re cooking in the living room.

It was the morning I usually clean the kitchen, and as I surveyed the mess I remembered — TODAY I DID NOT NEED TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN.

My euphoria was short-lived.

What I needed to do instead was finish moving every single, solitary thing out of the kitchen, because renovations were starting the next day.

Which is why there is now a microwave oven in the mid…