A magic carpet would stay clean

When we bought the house, there was white carpet everywhere — even the bathrooms.

When we bought our house three years ago, it had glorious views, a cool modern-y layout and white carpet everywhere. And when I say “everywhere,” I mean the bedrooms, the living room, the dining room, the closets — and the bathrooms. White. Carpet. In. The. Bathrooms.

We quickly replaced the carpet in the living areas and bedrooms with wood flooring, but…