Aging like a fine whine
I have some bones to pick with Old Age
Old age: Did you see this story about how the body changes after age 60?
Me: No, what does it say?
Old age: You lose muscle.
Me: Check.
Old age: You gain fat.
Me: Check.
Old age: And your brain shrinks.
Me: Wait, what?
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